One minute, I’m a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I’m the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time—or the cell phone.
Whatever.
My Brother’s Billionaire Best Friend, a hilarious romantic comedy from New York Times bestselling author Max Monroe, is available now!
Mabel “Maybe” Willis died a
virgin at the very young age of twenty-four.
She leaves behind her
parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many
Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being
could ever finish in a lifetime.
Cause of death: a text
message.
Okay. So, I didn’t die.
But I may as well have.
One minute, I’m a woman
trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I’m the sender of six of the most embarrassing text
messages that have ever been sent in the history of time—or the cell phone.
Whatever.
We’re talking code red, send
a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts.
And I didn’t just send them
to some random person I’ll never see again.
No. That would be too easy.
I sent them to Milo Ives.
The man who played a starring
role in all of my teenage fantasies—and my brother’s lifelong best friend.
And, boy oh boy, has he grown
up.
He’s hard-bodied, blue-eyed,
jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank
account than my brain can fathom.
Deflower me, please? I said.
Yeah. Send help.
REVIEW BY TABITHA:
First I want to say I LOVED, LOVED, LOVED book one of this series and if you haven't read it you should go get it now. This book can be standalone but all the characters are hilarious. You won't be sorry you picked this one up. I can not even begin to tell you the hilarity that comes out of Maybe. And Lena oh sweet crazy Lena, I want a best friend like her. And then there is Milo, oh man of man, is he ever the perfect counterpart to sweet, innocent, naive little Maybe. PS I love that nickname. My one complaint is the pet name he gives her, "kid" it just didn't work for me. Other than that, this book is another hit in another great series. I can't wait for Cap's book!!!
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Excerpt:
Maybe
Here I rest, you guys.
R. I. Mother-flapjacking P. to me.
And now, I’m coming to you live from what I
believe is the afterlife.
Just think of this as that morning show
with Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest, Live
with Kelly and Ryan.
Only, change the name to DEAD with Maybe, take away the celebrity
guests, and fill the audience with people who don’t mind witnessing a full-on
embarrassment-fueled emotional breakdown.
Good God, if I would’ve known I was going
to kick the bucket right before I reached twenty-five, I sure as shit wouldn’t
have spent the last six years of my life slaving away at Stanford for a bachelor’s
and master’s degree in English Lit.
I would’ve partied in college rather than
studying until my eyeballs bled.
I would’ve danced on bars. Flashed some nip
for beads at Mardi Gras. Actually gone
to Mardi Gras.
I would have indulged in unlimited pasta
night at the Olive Garden instead of counting carbs, and I wouldn’t have
stopped binge-watching Game of Thrones
on season flipping six.
I would have tongue-kissed loads of guys
and spread my legs like a contortionist for any of them who seemed reasonably
adept.
You know, a little bam-bam in my ham-ham.
Some not-too-big, but not-too-small P in my
V.
A good old-fashioned pants-off dance-off…
Sex, you guys. I’m talking about sex. And if you haven’t picked up what
I’m putting down from my delirious ramble, I’ll lay it out for you.
I’ve yet to be sexed up by anyone.
That’s right. I have officially bought
myself a one-way ticket to the afterlife as
a virgin for-freaking-eternity.
And now, I guess I’ll never know how it
feels to have an actual penis rub up against my G-spot because, you know, I’m
dead. And I’m pretty certain God
probably frowns upon people flashing their boobs at the angels and public
displays of leg-spreading and definitely the
unchaste actions of a desperate-to-bone but unwed woman. No way. Heaven’s
strictly G-rated.
I put it all off. I figured I had time. I
mean, I thought I’d at least get to see The
Office do a reunion special before I went lights out for good.
Although, my parents’ flower shop feels
more like purgatory than heaven, and I thought for sure I’d be wearing
something other than jean shorts and Converse when I headed to meet the Big Guy
upstairs.
Honestly, the afterlife feels eerily like
real life, and I’m not one to be dramatic, but I have to be dead, you guys. Seriously. Because no one could live
through what I did.
I’m talking a 10.0 on the Richter Scale of
embarrassing and awkward.
A Category 5 hurricane of humiliation.
A twisting, catastrophic EF5 tornado of
comedic disaster.
No freaking way I survived that…right?
Okay. Fine. So, I can be a little dramatic sometimes…
And maybe, just maybe, I’m exaggerating
things a bit here, but I’m doing it in the name of self-preservation.
Because, trust me, if you did what I did,
you’d let yourself mentally pretend to be dead for a little bit too.
Because if I’m not dead, I’m going to have
to face the consequences of my awful, humiliating, cringeworthy actions.
I’m going to have to face him.
Milo
Ives—a tall, handsome, unbelievably sexy drink of water.
A man I’ve known since I was a prepubescent
girl.
A man I’ve basically been crushing on my
whole damn life.
A billion-dollar-empire kind of successful
man who just so happens to be my brother’s best friend.
I’ll say it again for the folks in the
back.
Milo Ives is my brother’s billionaire best
friend.
And I’m in way over my head.
About Max Monroe:
A secret duo of romance authors team up under the New York Times and USA Today Bestselling pseudonym Max Monroe to bring you sexy, laugh-out-loud reads.
Max Monroe is the New York Times and USA Today Bestselling author of more than ten contemporary romance titles. Favorite writing partners and long time friends, Max and Monroe strive to live and write all the fun, sexy swoon so often missing from their Facebook newsfeed. Sarcastic by nature, their two writing souls feel like they’ve found their other half. This is their most favorite adventure thus far.
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