Welcome Today's Featured Author
Robert Eggleton!!
Rarity from the Hollow
by
Robert Eggleton
Blurb:
Lacy Dawn's father
relives the Gulf War, her mother's teeth are rotting out, and her best friend
is murdered by the meanest daddy on Earth. Life in the hollow is hard. She has
one advantage -- an android was inserted into her life and is working with her
to cure her parents. But, he wants something in exchange. It's up to her to
save the Universe. Lacy Dawn doesn't mind saving the universe, but her family
and friends come first.
Rarity
from the Hollow is adult literary science fiction filled with
tragedy, comedy and satire. A Children's Story. For Adults.
“The most enjoyable science fiction novel I have read in
years.”
—Temple Emmet Williams,
Author, former editor for Reader’s
Digest
“Quirky, profane, disturbing… In the space between a
few lines we go from hardscrabble realism to pure sci-fi/fantasy. It’s
quite a trip.”
—
Evelyn Somers, The Missouri
Review
.
"…a hillbilly version of Hitchhiker’s
Guide to the Galaxy…what I would have thought impossible;
taken serious subjects like poverty, ignorance, abuse…tongue-in-cheek
humor without trivializing them…profound…a funny book that most
sci-fi fans will thoroughly enjoy." -- Awesome Indies (Gold
Medal)
“…sneaks up you and, before
you know it, you are either laughing like crazy or crying in despair, but the
one thing you won’t be is unmoved…a brilliant writer.” --Readers’ Favorite (Gold
Medal)
“Rarity from the Hollow is an original and interesting story
of a backwoods girl who saves the Universe in her fashion. Not for the
prudish.” —Piers Anthony,
New York Times bestselling author
“…Good satire is hard to find and science
fiction satire is even harder to find.” -- The Baryon Review
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Excerpt:
From chapter 13, Mom I’d Like to Introduce You to My Fiancé:
…..…Jenny (the mother) walked
up the hill to Roundabend. She called Lacy Dawn's name every few yards. Her
muddy tennis shoes slipped and slid.
I hear her voice. Why won't she answer me?
“Sounds like she’s talking to someone,” Jenny said to the
Woods.
Nobody responded. The trees weren't supposed to since Jenny was no longer a
child. Her former best friends had made no long-term commitment beyond
childhood victimization. They had not agreed to help her deal with domestic
violence in adulthood. She hugged the closest tree.
I will always love you guys.
Jenny quickened her pace, stopped, and listened for
human voices. A few yards later, she stopped again.
Now it sounds like she’s behind me instead of
in front.
Jenny looked to the left of the path.
There ain't no cave Roundabend, but there it
is.
She
walked toward the entrance. The voices grew louder and she looked inside. Lacy
Dawn sat on a bright orange recliner. Tears streamed down her face. Jenny
ran to her daughter through a cave that didn't exit and into a blue light that
did.
“All right, you mother f**ker!”
“Mom!” Lacy Dawn yelled. “You didn’t say,
‘It’s me’ like you're supposed to (a traditional announcement
mentioned earlier in the story)."
DotCom (the android) sat naked in a lotus position on the floor in front of the
recliner. Jenny covered Lacy Dawn with her body and glared at
him.
"Grrrrr," emanated from Jenny. It was a sound similar to the
one that Brownie (Lacy Dawn's dog) made the entire time the food stamp woman
was at their house. It was a sound that filled the atmosphere with
hate. No one moved. The spaceship’s door slid shut.
“Mommmmmy, I can’t breathe. Get up.”
“You make one move you sonofabitch and I’ll tear your heart
out,” Jenny repositioned to take her weight off Lacy Dawn.
Stay between them.
“Mommy, he’s my friend. More than my friend, we’re going to
get married when I'm old enough -- like when I turn fourteen. He’s my
boyfriend -- what you call it -- my fiancé.”
“You been messin’ with my little girl you pervert!” Jenny
readied to pounce.
“MOM! Take a chill pill! He ain’t been messing with me.
He’s a good person, or whatever. Anyway, he’s not a pervert. You
need to just calm down and get off me.”
Jenny stood up. DotCom stood up. Jenny’s jaw dropped.
He ain't got no private parts, not even a little
bump.
“DotCom, I’d like to introduce you to my mommy, Mrs. Jenny Hickman.
Mommy, I’d like to introduce you to my fiancé, DotCom.”
Jenny sat down on the recliner. Her face was less than a foot from
DotCom’s crotch and she stared straight at it. It was smooth, hairless,
and odor free.
“Mrs. Hickman, I apologize for any inconvenience that this
misunderstanding has caused. It is very nice to meet you after having heard so
much. You arrived earlier than expected. I did not have time to properly
prepare and receive. Again, I apologize.”
I will need much more training if I'm ever assigned
to a more formal setting than a cave, such as to the United Nations.
“Come on, Mommy. Give him a hug or something.”
Jenny's left eye twitched.
DotCom put on clothing that Lacy Dawn had bought him at Goodwill. It hung a
little loose until he modified his body. Lacy Dawn hugged her
mother…
…(scene of Dwayne, the father, overheard by those in the spaceship while
talking to himself)… “Besides, the transmitter was part of
Daddy’s treatment. There're a lot of other things that he did to help fix
Daddy. DotCom is like a doctor. You can see that Daddy has gotten better every
day. And no, there ain’t no transmitter in you. DotCom figured you out
like a good doctor and the only things wrong are a lack of opportunity and
rotten teeth that poison your body. You don’t need no transmitter. He
just gave you a few shots of ego boost. I don’t know what medicine that
is, but I trust him. You ain't complained since the shots started -- not even
with an upset stomach.”
"He's a doctor?" Jenny asked.
“What's your problem anyway?” Lacy Dawn asked. “I know.
You’re prejudiced. You told me that people have much more in common than
they do that's different -- even if someone is a different color or religion,
or from a different state than us. You told me to try to become friends because
sometimes that person may need a good friend. Now, here you are acting like a
butt hole about my boyfriend. You’re prejudiced because he’s
different than us.”
“Honey, he’s not even a person – that’s about as
different as a boyfriend can get,” Jenny said.
“So?”
Mommy's right. Maybe I need a different argument.
A fast clicking sound, a blur of motion, and a familiar smell
assaulted them.
"What's that?" Jenny asked.
She
moved to protect her daughter from whatever threat loomed. Brownie, who had
been granted 27 / 7 access to the ship, bounded over the orange recliner,
knocked DotCom to the floor, licked DotCom’s face, and rubbed his head on
Jenny’s leg. He then jumped onto the recliner and lay down. His tail
wagged throughout. Jenny sat down on the recliner beside Brownie and looked at
Lacy Dawn.
“But, you were crying when I first came in. That thing was hurting
you.” Jenny shook her finger at DotCom to emphasize a different argument
against him.
“Mommy, I'm so happy that I couldn’t help but cry. My man just came
home from an out-of-state job. I didn't talk to him for a whole year. Before he
left, he told me that he wasn’t even sure if he'd be able to come home. I
still don’t know what happened while he was gone. We ain't had no chance
to talk. All I know is that he's home and I'm sooooo happy.”
“Your man came home from an out-of-state job?” Jenny patted Brownie
on his head, some more and some more….
It's unusual for a man to promise to come back home
and ever be seen again. Brownie likes him and that's a good sign. Maybe she's
right about him helping Dwayne.
Something sure did and it wasn’t me. It is a nice living room. They've
been together for a while and I ain't seen a mark on her. That's unusual too. He ain't got no private parts and
that's another good thing. Hell,
if I get in the middle, she’d just run off with him anyway. I'd better play it smart. I don't want to lose my baby.
“What about his stupid name?” Jenny asked.
“I’ve got a stupid name, too. All the kids at school call me hick
because my last name is Hickman.”
“My name was given to me by my manager a very long time ago. It
represents a respected tradition -- the persistent marketing of that which is
not necessarily the most needed. I spam…,” DotCom said.
They
both glared at him.
"Dwayne is sure to be home. I don’t want him to worry. Let’s
go,” Jenny said.
“Okay, Mommy.”
“I love you, DotCom,” Lacy Dawn stepped out the ship’s door,
which had slid open. Brownie and Jenny were right behind her.
“I love you too,” DotCom said.
Lacy
Dawn and Jenny held hands and walked down the path toward home. The trees
didn’t smile -- at least not so Jenny would notice. On the other hand, no
living thing obstructed, intruded, or interfered with the rite.
Jenny sang to the Woods, “My little girl’s going to marry a doctor
when she grows up, marry a doctor when she grows up, when she grows up.
My little girl’s going to marry a doctor when she grows up, marry a
doctor when she grows up, when she grows up….”
About Robert:
Robert Eggleton has served as a children's
advocate in an impoverished state for over forty years. He is best known for
his investigative reports about children’s programs, most of which were
published by the West Virginia Supreme Court where he worked from 1982 through
1997, and which also included publication of models of serving disadvantaged
and homeless children in the community instead of in large institutions,
research into foster care drift involving children bouncing from one home to
the next -- never finding a permanent loving family, and statistical reports on
the occurrence and correlates of child abuse and delinquency. Today, he is a
recently retired children's psychotherapist from the mental health center in
Charleston , West
Virginia , where he specialized in helping victims
cope with and overcome physical and sexual abuse, and other mental health
concerns. Rarity from the Hollow
is his debut novel and its release followed publication of three short Lacy
Dawn Adventures in magazines: Wingspan
Quarterly, Beyond Centauri, and
Atomjack Science Fiction. Author proceeds have been donated to a
child abuse prevention program operated by Children’s Home Society of
West Virginia. http://www.childhswv.org/ Robert
continues to write fiction with new adventures based on a protagonist that is a
composite character of children that he met when delivering group therapy services.
The overall theme of his stories remains victimization to empowerment.
Author Contacts:
Interview with Robert Eggleton:
1. Can you tell us a little
about your book?
Sure, but I won’t spoil it for those
who decide to read the story. Rarity from
the Hollow is my debut novel. It
reads like Young Adult literature because of its use of adolescent voice, but
it is not intended for children, the prudish, the faint-hearted, or anybody who
is not open-minded. In the 1970s, Ursula K. LeGuinn coined the term "Social
Science Fiction" and my novel fits within that subgenre.
My work utilizes SF/F cross-genre as a backdrop. It is
not hard science fiction and includes elements of fantasy, everyday horror, a
ghost – so it's a little paranormal, true-love type romance, mystery, satire,
comedy, and adventure. The content of Rarity
from the Hollow addresses social issues: poverty, domestic violence,
child maltreatment, local and intergalactic economics, mental health concerns
– including PTSD experienced by Veterans and the medicinal use of
marijuana for treatment of Bipolar Disorder, Capitalism, and touches on the
role of Jesus: “Jesus is everybody’s friend, not just
humans.”
The protagonist of Rarity from the Hollow is Lacy Dawn. In this Lacy Dawn Adventure, she is an eleven year old who has evolved under the supervision of Universal Management for hundreds of thousands of years. Management believes that she is ready to assume her role as the savior of the universe. She may sound like a kid, but readers learn in the first scene of Rarity from the Hollow that Lacy Dawn is not an average eleven year old. She is already fluent in every language spoken on hundreds of planets within the universe, and language isn’t the only subject that has been downloaded directly into her brain.
In Rarity from the Hollow,
Lacy Dawn is a true daughter of Appalachia ,
and then some. She lives in a hollow with her worn-out mom, her Iraq War
disabled dad, and her mutt Brownie, a dog who's very skilled at laying fiber
optic cable. Lacy Dawn's android boyfriend has come to the hollow with a
mission. His equipment includes infomercial videos of Earth's earliest
proto-humans from millennia ago. He was sent by the Manager of the Mall on planet
Shptiludrp (Shop 'till You Drop): he must recruit Lacy Dawn to save the
Universe in exchange for the designation of Earth as a planet which is eligible
for continued existence within a universal economic structure that exploits
underdeveloped planets for their mineral content. Lacy Dawn’s magic helps
her to save the universe, Earth, and, most importantly, her own family.
At first, this story feels sooooo serious,
until……. Then, through tragedy, or perhaps because of it,
laugh-out-loud comedy erupts to move the plot forward toward an outrageous
closing scene.
Saving an entire universe is a big job for anybody, though. It takes more than just magic. Lacy Dawn needs a team and a very strong sense of humor. First, she motivates the android into helping her fix her family by putting her foot down and flat out telling him that she won't save the universe unless he helps her first. The android agrees to the terms.
After Lacy Dawn's father is cured of his mental health
problems and stops being so mean to Lacy Dawn and her mom, Lacy Dawn next
arranges for her to mother get her rotten teeth replaced, pass her GED, and to
get a driver's license. The mother feels so much better about herself that she
also joins the team. By this time, the android has fallen so deeply in love
with Lacy Dawn that she has him wrapped around her little finger.
Add a pot head neighbor who sells marijuana and has a
strong sense for business transactions, Brownie, a dog who proves to have
tremendous empathy for the most vile occupants of any planet, and Faith, the
ghost of Lacy Dawn's best friend who was murdered by her own father -- the team
is ready to embark on a very weird off-world adventure.
Working together, the team figures out how a few
greedy capitalists had made such a mess of the entire universe and how to
prevent its destruction without intentionally killing one single being.
Rarity from the Hollow is a Children's Story For Adults. The content includes serious social commentary and mature satire. There are graphic scenes in the first chapters before Lacy Dawn's family is fixed. "…You will enjoy the ride with Lacy Dawn, her family and friends, but don't expect the ride to be without a few bumps, and enough food to last you a long time." -- Darrell Bain, Award Winning Author
Rarity from the Hollow is a Children's Story For Adults. The content includes serious social commentary and mature satire. There are graphic scenes in the first chapters before Lacy Dawn's family is fixed. "…You will enjoy the ride with Lacy Dawn, her family and friends, but don't expect the ride to be without a few bumps, and enough food to last you a long time." -- Darrell Bain, Award Winning Author
2. When did you know you wanted to write a book?
In the
8th grade, I won the school’s short story contest. “God
Sent” was about a semi truck driver so consumed with theological debate
that he caused a terrible accident. I began to dream of becoming a rich and
famous author. As it often does, life got in the way. I worked and went to
school, never finishing any more stories that I’d started, until recently
when I incorporated some of those unfinished stories into Rarity from the Hollow.
I started
college in 1969. Except for a poem published in the state’s student
anthology and another poem published in a local alternative newspaper,
my creative juices were spent writing handouts for civil rights and
anti-war activities, and on class assignments. I graduated in 1973 with a
degree in social work. Some of the real-life people that I met back then later
became role models for characters that I use in my stories. One of them was
used in Rarity from the Hollow,
the pot-selling neighbor. The other characters have been waiting in the wings,
anxiously, to try out for roles in my future stories.
I worked
in the field of adolescent substance abuse treatment as I attended
graduate school. My creative writing was still on hold. After earning an MSW in
1977, I focused on children’s advocacy for the next forty years.
My heartfelt need to write fiction was dissipated somewhat by the
publication of social service models, grants, research, investigative and
statistical reports about children’s programs, child abuse, and delinquency.
I
recently retired as a children’s psychotherapist for our local mental
health center. It was an intensive day program Most of the kids in the program,
like myself as a child, had been traumatized, some having experienced extreme
sexual abuse. One day at work in 2006, it all clicked together and the Lacy
Dawn Adventures project was born – an empowered female protagonist
beating the evil forces that victimize and exploit others to get anything and
everything that they want. Rarity from the
Hollow is the first full-length adventure in a prospective series.
While my
protagonist is a composite character based on real-life kids that I’ve
met over the years while working in children’s services, one little girl
was especially inspiring. Her name is Lacy Dawn. Rather than focusing on her
victimizations during group therapy sessions, she spoke of her dreams –
finding a loving family that respected her physically and spiritually. She
inspired me to make my own dream come true -- to write fiction -- and I haven’t
stopped writing since. That little girl, unknowingly, prompted me to write Rarity from the Hollow.
3. Do you ever experience
writer’s block?
I experience barriers to writing that are
annoying, but I don’t think that I experience classically defined
“writer’s block.” I will sometimes put off doing chores, like
mowing the lawn, because I’m busy writing. That strategy typically
backfires. When I don’t take care of my practical responsibilities, it
eats at me until I stop writing and do what needs to be done. Afterward, my
writing flows much more smoothly.
Another thing that is particularly
annoying is that I get insomnia if I try to go to bed before I’ve reached
resolution of a scene. If I force myself to go to bed, I’ll just lie
there with options bouncing around until I get back up and achieve scene
closure. I don’t experience this dilemma because of writer’s block.
It may be the opposite – over-creativity and it may be a worse condition
because it also stalls productivity.
4. Do you work with an
outline, or just write?
I don’t use a formal outline, but I
always know where I’m going with a story. I will sometimes scribble notes
that serve an outline function, but I use them for reference instead of for
control of my writing. I have pens and notepads handy in every room of my
house, and even take something to write with when I go out, such as to a
restaurant. I start a story with one very general outline consisting of three
parts: beginning (bunch of blank space), middle (more blank space), and end. My
scribbles fill in the blanks.
5. Do you have a favorite
spot to write?
Since my ideas erupt without notice or
planning, I don’t have a favorite place to write. I hope to never become
a “formula” writer because that would take all the fun out of the writing
experience. I type in my living room where the desktop is located. As I
mentioned before, I write almost anyplace, and then type my scribbles into
first drafts when I sit down in front of the monitor. All my tweaking has been
done while sitting in the same old office chair. I’ve never had a private
den or a personal office (except on the job) to use for writing and I
don’t know how such would affect my creativity and productivity.
I grew up in noisy ghettos and housing
projects. Today, I live in a small house in a low income neighborhood, with
kids playing and occasional late-night gunshots outside. I remember one time a
few months ago when the 911 operator asked me, “What took you so long to
call?” I didn’t tell her that I had to finish a paragraph first
before I could report that I’d heard gunshots.
6. What do you do when you
are not writing?
Since I
don’t have very much money in my personal budget for recreation,
I’m so fortunate that my favorite things to do in my spare time are very
cheap. I enjoy writing. I enjoy reading. I read and write in all genres,
except extremely technical nonfiction. Every scene that I closed when writing Rarity from the Hollow was a thrill, and,
all in all, that adds up to one heck of a lot of fun times that were shared
with friends and family.
Maybe it
sounds a little warped, but I also enjoy getting practical things done,
especially things that have longer life-spans, like semi-permanent home
repairs, building construction – I love working with concrete, block, and
stone because it lasts so long. And, if you accomplish building something with
those materials, every time that you see it brings back a sense of
accomplishment. This attribute was assigned to Dwayne, Lacy Dawn’s father,
in Rarity from the Hollow. There
were scenes of home improvements after the father’s mental illness had
been cured with the help of the android. My favorite scene was when Dwayne hung
the family’s first door on their bathroom.
I enjoy video
games, but I try to stay away from them because I’m easily addicted, and
I hate that feeling – addiction. I enjoy vegetable gardening, but I never
could get into flower gardening, probably because flowers don’t taste
good – after all that work, they just wilt. I enjoy a good movie, but it
has gotten so expensive that I get bummed out if the movie sucks. “Lacy
Dawn Goes to the Movies” was the name of one of the chapters in Rarity from the Hollow. It was a
documentary about her role during human evolution toward development of savior
attributes, but she really wanted to go to the movies to see her first Harry
Potter film, like the other kids at her school were talking about.
I enjoy a lot
of music, especially if I discover a new band that sounds like one from when I
was younger, such as folk or psychedelic rock. You might be amazed at how much
new music, especially Indie, sounds so much like the music from the ‘60s
and ‘70s. Metallica was the feature band in Rarity from the Hollow. A very well-known and highly
respected science fiction book critic noted the significance of the selection
of Metallica as the featured musical act in his book review:
“…Eggleton
has crafted a novel that deals with social commentary mixed with some eerie
science fiction and a strange problem that Lacy has to solve to save the universe
with the help of her family and her dog, Brownie. I can almost hear a blue
grass version of Metallica while reading this. I expect to see more from
Eggleton and Lacy Dawn. Good satire is hard to find and science fiction satire
is even harder to find."
-- Barry Hunter, http://thebaryonreview.blogspot.com/search?updated-min=2012-01-01T00:00:00-05:00&updated-max=2013-01-01T00:00:00-05:00&max-results=50
7. What is your favorite
genre to read?
I have eclectic reading tastes. I believe
that there are plenty of examples of both good and bad writing in every genre.
Maybe it’s just me, but I feel a need to switch around among genres. As
long as the story is character driven and not too “flowery,” the
genre is not of concern with respect to my appreciation of a story. I
don’t read technical nonfiction and I don’t read
“preachy” type material, but other than those, anything is fair
game. I even read an occasional Romance novel. But, for me, and maybe
it’s my age, the basis for romance has to be true love, real or imagined,
for it to feel right.
I recently read a YA debut novel by a
young woman as a favor. She wanted a critique. It was a pretty good story, but
the descriptions of the types of dresses worn by the protagonist in every scene
just about wore me out. By the time I’d finished that story I wanted to
climb inside it and mess up the protagonist’s hair, make her eat a bowl
of pinto beans so she would pass gas at least once, donate a box of tampons to
place in the medicine cabinet beside the make-up…. Regardless of genre,
the characters must be feel real, including (gasp!) taking at least an implied toilet
break.
8. What writing projects
are you currently working on?
I always have several
works in progress at the same time. Since I’ve recently retired, the
difference is that I’ve become productive. Instead of ideas, partially
developed and then abandoned because life has gotten in the way, I’m
reaching closure on a ton of older half-baked stories. A new short story just
got rejected by a major science fiction magazine, so I’ve got some work
to do on it, especially since I agree that it was prematurely submitted.
Ivy,
my next novel, is almost ready for professional editing. I’m holding off,
trying to build name recognition before I submit it to the publisher for
consideration. My dream with respect to writing fiction is to get to the place
where I no longer need to request book reviews, but instead book reviewers ask
the publisher for a copy of my work to review. I’m hopeful that
I’ll get to that place with Rarity
from the Hollow and then have the release of Ivy perfectly timed so that I can
concentrate on writing instead of promotions.
I’ve submitted and
am awaiting decisions on two poems, another short story, and a satirical essay
by three magazines and one journal. I am prolific if not too distracted with
promoting my works. That’s what is slow and drawn out – self
promotions, the hardest part, by far, of the role of “writer.”
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