THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST by Meghan Quinn
Scheduled to release: April 12, 2016
Romantic Comedy
Cover designer: Meghan Quinn
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Amazon: http://amzn.com/B01BDSLWNG
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Goodreads: http://bit.ly/1P3pJkb
Amazon: http://amzn.com/B01BDSLWNG
iBooks: http://apple.co/1TAd5wf
It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.
For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.
My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.
I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.
This is my life after my happily ever after…
Review by Gia:
I loved reading The Virgin Romance Novelist. It was the first book I read by Meghan Quinn and it was super funny. I couldn't wait to read more by her so I jumped into reading this one. If you're going to read this one, you should read The Virgin Romance Novelist first.
Rosie and Henry are settling into life together but the are still super funny. It starts off with a failed attempt at the Titanic. And once again I started off laughing out loud right from the beginning. Rosie is a little crazy and the things she does and comes out of her mouth are funny and unfiltered. We get some of Henry's POV in this one. I loved Rosie and Henry is perfect for her.
This one is a must one click.
5 Amazeballs Stars!!
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Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
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Review by Gia:
Wow, The Virgin Romance Novelist is a great read. It's super funny. Like seriously funny, where I was actually laughing out loud.
Rosie, Henry, and Delaney are awesome friends. They are super funny and I don't think any of them have a filter. Rosie wants to write a romance novel but she's still a virgin. Henry and Delaney convince her that she needs to lose her virginity to be able to write great romance. Her quest to lose her virginity brings out some super funny parts, like when she get waxed for the first time or misuses a sex toy. There is also failed funny dates too.
This book is a great read. You might want to make sure your alone when you read it because you will definitely be laughing out loud.
5 Amazeballs Stars!!
Rosie, Henry, and Delaney are awesome friends. They are super funny and I don't think any of them have a filter. Rosie wants to write a romance novel but she's still a virgin. Henry and Delaney convince her that she needs to lose her virginity to be able to write great romance. Her quest to lose her virginity brings out some super funny parts, like when she get waxed for the first time or misuses a sex toy. There is also failed funny dates too.
This book is a great read. You might want to make sure your alone when you read it because you will definitely be laughing out loud.
5 Amazeballs Stars!!
About the Author:
Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if "It's Raining Men" starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.
Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing... enter her first novel, Caught Looking.
Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!
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